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MariBari🍒 @MariBari@pentacl.es

Windows 10 is terrible, a video essay in six acts

To clarify: Not gendered pronouns. Literally saying "him or her" every time they would use the regular pronoun.

Yes, this has actually happened.

People who refer to agender folk with "him/her" make me :blobglare:

Also me, realizing that I'm an adult who can enjoy things while still being critical of them:

Me, watching old things I used to like and finding all of the problematic shit that went over my head as a kid:

External: Chubby goth nerd

Internal: Chubby pastel goth nerd

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i am not a weird goth kid thats totally into edgy stuff just for the sake of it BUT:

i want to have a pet spider that's the size of a cat. just pap it's goofy little head and stroke it's weird butt-bean

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The next season Monogatari Series needs to come out soon so I can update my icon :rainbowthink:

Note: This is an overstatement. I do not actually play video games all day. I have a job and stuff.

Everyone is talking about US politics and I'm sitting around in my bunker (apartment), playing video games all day in the hopes that someday all this shit will blow over long enough to flee the country

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Shoutouts to the new update breaking all of my installed Darkest Dungeon mods

In other news, the new Darkest Dungeon expansion comes out tomorrow and I am VERY EXCITED :D

Now I just hope that it doesn't break all of the Crimson Court mods

I don't really like stealth games but for some reason Deus Ex (the first one) is palatable despite having worse stealth mechanics than most modern games :thinkhappy:

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based on my calculations:
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Legit, the Nintendo model of having a pre-recorded conference feed with trailers and reveals, followed by extended conferences with developers and gameplay footage, should be the style for all of E3. People who just want trailers get it out of the way quickly and can move on with their day, and people who want dedicated coverage can keep watching or wait for Treehouse to get uploaded to Youtube.

Not to mention that Nintendo Directs come out throughout the year and not JUST at E3, for cleaner and more consistent reveals. Even if E3 was disappointing, which it wasn't, there would be many more Directs to come.

Nintendo has won E3, not because they have more games to show, not because their games are objectively better, but because they understand that consumers want consistent, extended coverage of soon-to-be-released games instead of one-off trailers that mean nothing or 10 minutes of a white guy wearing a vaguely racist outfit play the pan flute with no commentary :/